Guess what? i watched twilight.
Was it twilight? owh it was new moon.
Or was it twi-light on everything but topless 17 year old males with perfect body who never find the need to put on a decent t-shirt and can never find something to put on when needed to impress useless spineless girls who shouts like a barbaric bitch when sleeping.
Alright, sorry, maybe i was abit to harsh on you die hard fans. But this is MY short interpretation of twilight :
vampires and werewolves = awesome
vampires and werewolves in twilight = stupid big ass dogs and bedazzled robert pattinson
storyline = interesting
characters = undetailed
edward cullen = super skinny snowman
edward cullen in reality? = doesn't exist. remember girls DOESN'T EXIST
isabella something = idiotic whiny playboy
jasper (was it?) = constipated
rosalie = didnt speak at all?
dakota fanning = still too whiny for me (war of the worlds) and too young.
hunters = cool
harry and charlie = very prone to heart attacks
1000000 year old vampire = perfectly fine
1 year older gal = OMG SHE'S OLD!
jacob = taller sharkboy
the entire movie = 1 asian dude
the 1 asian dude = faggot shit
crazy die hard twilight fans = female preteens with no life
people who thinks twilight is stupid = smart
amanda (who hates the guts outta bella for being a backboneless bitch) = intelligent
satya (who thinks bella is NOT an idiotic whiny playboy) = think again!
im stuck = ><
i would love to catch the third one coz i love vampires and werewolves. But i just hope it wont be as lame and/or stupid as this one.
ant-clusion : anthony = will always be a jocob, only with much less muscles.
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